So how did Dennis Hope, a one-time ventriloquist from Nebraska, manage to get such a prestigious title, well 25 years ago Dennis discovered a small loop hole in International Law, a loop hole that led to him owning the moon – that’s right Dennis Hope owns the moon. In fact Dennis Hope claims to own all planetary and lunar surfaces (aside from the Earth) in our solar system.
In fact Dennis is so confident of his claim of ownership that he has parceled up the surface of the moon and several other planets and is busily marketing it to the rest of the world. And he's been pursuing this as not just a novelty sale, but a serious real estate transaction (complete with covenants and bylaws that prevent the unsightly or trivial usage of the property). Several major corporations have bought land from him in case he is proved right. His sales are accelerating, and within a couple of years he anticipates he'll have a constituency in the millions - enough to put serious pressure on the UN and the U.S. to recognize the government of Luna.
Good luck Dennis
Obviously transport links, a climate that goes from blisteringly hot to freezing cold in seconds, and a general lack of breathable air could be a bit of a problem. However I am confident if some of my brave new citizens are interested in forming the Ministry of Travel & Space with the portfolio for working out exactly how the hell we get to the moon - we can quickly overcome these obstacles. I look forward to hearing your suggestions.
In the meantime check out the area on the Moon that my new country has established -fortunately it is not on the dark side.[Pic of Map with arrows?]
Dennis, my new country salutes you and thanks you for your very generous gift.