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NATIONAL ANTHEM
Citizen TV
Citizen TV has returned as a fortnightly broadcast over the internet! But don’t worry too much if you miss the show as soon as it goes out, as each episode will be stored online in an archive for you to watch when ever you want!
Your favourite televison, now on the web!
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NATIONAL ANTHEM
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Unlike the British National anthem, which has never officially been adopted by Act of Parliament or Royal Proclamation, mine comes with my very own Royal Seal of Approval…and dance steps!
Hear it, see it, sing it here

OUR NEW FLAG – PENTAGRAM
Danny's Flag
Pentagram are a posh design agency who are experts in making things look better than they actually are.
They’ve designed me a new flag.
Here’s the brief that I gave them.

WHAT’S IN A NAME
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So...here’s how it goes. I need you to use this tool kit to spread the good news about my new nation. You’ll find all sorts here: a flag to print out, a portrait of me to put by your bedside or at work; even my anthem words and dance moves. Oh, and a flyer for propaganda purposes.
Click to view and download the guerrilla marketing kit.
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