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MEET OUR NEW GOVERNMENT
In the interests of creating a truly democratic democracy I have decided to form an interim government. When faced with this difficult task I considered doing what George Bush did and filling the posts with my Dad’s mates. Looking back over the family photo album I decided this wasn’t the best idea…Uncle Jim does have some fairly extreme views on fox hunting and badger baiting.

So I have decided just to get things started, to use my own mates instead, each one proving to be uniquely qualified for the job.

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This was my list of possibilities for my new government

Lord Rich –
Ex Minister of Foreign Affairs
Rich can count up to ten in fifteen different languages and he once had a Swedish girlfriend so he is fluent in the international language of love.
Rich Glover

Jon Bond –
Minister of Defence
Jon used to be a security guard at a supermarket in Preston and helped me with the Eel Pie Island invasion.
Jon Bond

Mike –
Minister of Home Affairs
Mike’s a former Agony Uncle so he is in touch with his feelings and he’s got a mortgage. Clearly he’s ideal for anything to do with home affairs.

Mike Gayle

Kieran –
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Kieran has pulled through the ranks at lightenng pace and for his hard work and effort at the Foreign Office. King Danny Wallace (a fair and just ruler) has rewarded Kieran's efforts by declaring him Minister of Foreign Affairs, live on Citizen TV.
Rich Glover

Nathan –
Minister of Finance
Nathan has got his own calculator watch and even though the buttons are fairly small and his fingers are pretty big he is more than happy to give it a go.
Nathan Griffiths

Nerys –
Minister for Ladies and That
Nerys has been a girl since she was born and frankly she is very good at it.
Nerys Evans

Wag –
Minister without Portfolio
Wag is my spare minister for stuff we haven’t come up with yet - but as one of the composers of my National Anthem he would be very useful for musical affairs.
Wag Marshall-Page

Dan –
Minister for Arts and Culture
Little Dan did an Art degree and is good at painting portraits. Every King needs a portrait and Dan was definitely the man to do mine.
Dan Vincent

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