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CENSUS RESULTS

You may remember a few weeks ago I asked you to fill out our first ever National Census. Well the results are in. A big thank you to everyone that took part - you have helped me shape a really lovely nation...

Age

16–25

67%

26–35

20%

36–45

7%

46–65

3%

66–75

0%

75+

0%

Sex

Male

69%

Female

29%

Other

2%

Vegetarian

Yes

7%

No

80%

Sometimes

12%

Education

Nursery

0%

Primary

0%

Secondary

42%

University

44%

Boffin

11%

Current Occupation

Philanthropist

1%

Sales/Marketing

3%

Technology

7%

Healthcare

2%

Legal

1%

Transport

1%

Media

2%

Music

2%

Administration

3%

Clerical

1%

Loafer

3%

Revolutionary

2%

Civil servant

2%

Mercenary

2%

Retired

0%

Student

42%

Middle management

2%

Other

15%

Type of your embassy

House

50%

Flat

15%

Room

33%

Size of your embassy?

0-5sq meters

5%

5-10sq metres

31%

10+sq metres

49%

10+sq metres with swimming pool

6%

Activities & Interests

Collecting things

3%

Sports

17%

Gardening

1%

Arts & Crafts

6%

Socialising

11%

Technology

13%

The Pub

25%

Reading

11%

Walking/Running/ Hiding

8%

How do you like
your tea?

Black

5%

Black with sugar

4%

White

32%

White with sugar

36%

Builders

11%

Herbal

9%

Which drink do you prefer when you're down the pub...

Lager

26%

Continental fighting lager

8%

Shandy

1%

Bitter

11%

Stout

3%

Cider

7%

Gin n'Slim

2%

Wine

7%

Soft

14%

Other

16%

When you meet a stranger on the street do you...

Shake hands

68%

One kiss

3%

Kiss both cheeks

2%

Air kiss

1%

Awkward half kiss half nose rub

2%

Perform some kind of highly complex secret society shake

21%

Tanning...

Shade only

22%

Sunblock

10%

Factor 25+

24%

Factor 8+

24%

Baby oil

3%

Burn/sea...
Burn/sea

14%

You find £200 on the floor. Do you...

Put it straight into your wallet to finance an almighty bender that evening.

48%

Hand it in at the local police station.

24%

Split it with a mate thus spreading the burden of guilt.

15%

Give it to someone more disadvantaged than yourself.

10%

Is the glass half empty or half full?

Half empty

20%

Half full

55%

Empty

7%

Full

16%

Which of these are important to you as a citizen?

Economy/Jobs

4%

Education

5%

Citizenship

2%

Tax Cuts

4%

Being polite

10%

Environment

3%

Culture

3%

World Affairs/ International Relations

3%

Transport

1%

Human Rights

5%

Excellent leadership

5%

Healthcare

1%

Law & Order

3%

Happiness

44%

Which of these do you believe makes a country great?

The size of a country's territory.

1%

The quality of the government.

11%

The size and wealth of the economy.

5%

The amount of money dedicated to military spending.

2%

A stable economy.

4%

The size of the population.

0%

The approach to law and order.

4%

The citizens that belong to the country

42%

A fantastic flag and national anthem.

26%

Who’s the best king?

Henry VIII

7%

Richard III

3%

George IV

2%

Danny I

86%

Should our country be non-smoking?

Yes

69%

No

33%

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Yes

74%

No

25%

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