From the stone-age chiefs, who would distinguish themselves from the rabble by making sure they got the best skins, to the bejewelled royals we are used to today, the clobber of the great and the good has always been crucial.

I realised that I needed to get this spot on, so I went to Saville Row to source some top quality gear. Perhaps you may like to dabble at grooming me for power with this little game?