Fellow citizens,
As I have learnt being a good leader is not just about wearing a plastic crown and looking good in a parka (although that does help). No! Being a good leader is about setting the agenda for the country. In the modern media age this agenda should be nice and catchy and must be communicated in as few words as possible - that way it looks good on banners, placards and newspaper front pages.

So what is our new country’s agenda to be?

Well as President Kennedy once said…”Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” Wise words indeed. Well what you can do for your country is to follow the wise words of another true great: The explorer, botanist and interplanetary traveller, E.T...

Being good can become a way of life, and if together we can all live the simple philosophy of the glowing fingered one, I truly believe that we’ll create the happiest place on earth. A country where everyone is free to follow their dreams, and we can all live together in peace and harmony. You never know, we might even have some fun on the way.

King Danny I